Monday, March 08, 2010 | 1:20 am

hi, i am blog owner.
i sleep with one leg under covers and one leg out to get climate control. i'm afraid to let my leg hang off my bed in case it gets eaten. i never finish my eraser because it gets lost, stolen or cut into pieces. i memorize lyrics faster than my homework. sadly, when i go out looking like crap, i see just about everyone i know! when i talk in my head i get paranoid that someone can read my mind. getting out of bed in the morning is one of life's hardest challenges. i cover my hands in glue just so i could peel it off. sometimes i think sometimes i don't. i walk around the house in my underwear. i always thank my phone for letting me look at it in awkward situations. i hate meeting new people because i can't stand repeating my name. i have a boyfriend of four years and i still thinks he's cute.