Tuesday, May 12, 2009 | 3:37 pm
with no allowance, pending pay and constant bank diminuendo, where do we get cash to splurge? somehow, we have them. so a man tells us that we are not thrifty. we shouldn't slap them across their faces as though they're mockingly telling us that we're fat. cause, damn right they are. we all have this thing called "The Itch". we splurge and we spend like no one can. us being the weakest at muscles match, we can never be too bold to carry our own shopping bags. that's where our men comes in. be it our dads, brothers, boyfriends or a random guy we pick out walking pass us, we have this magic spark in our eyes that that they would fall for. although they know the consequences of picking us up, they are still there when we need them.

and you ask; so what's your current itch? well i have plenty. after having my hands laid on a fair share of Sanuk's Plain Jane and Yoga Mat sandals, i guess it will only be fair for Gravis. shall be in search for a pair of Gravis Gemini Hi LX. like all things natural, we search in deep jungles of Sg before penetrating ourselves into malls of M'sia. i love footwear because it spices up my day in any kind of mood. it is also important to wear a comfy top. i prefer a flannel on casual days in humid Sg. there's nothing wrong with flannels because it lets us get down and dirty in the easiest way.
has anyone ever realised the sad fact for male government school teachers? they wear the same old thing everyday and there is never a spice in their life. other than a ring on their finger, there is nothing compared to having a gold tooth. talk about accessorizing! wait, before i get kicked in the nose, i should stop talking like a Teen Vogue mag. this is so weird.
so anyway, i suck at gambling because i always lose in bets with Froysthe. it's not that i'm loser of the year, but the forfeits are hard to get. so delicious i can't stand not having them. shall be meeting Froysthe later at dusk to return him his lunchbox and probably splurge myself with Mr. Bean's soya ice-cream. till then.
life has meanings. that's where we create dictionaries.
live high.