KELAKAR PE / FUNNY PE / HAO XIAO AR / SAPEDEK (hahaa, sembarang sia)
mr. Safari, how early can you be just to attend a meeting with my words? honey, you can never run away from this absolute fact. because i can be such a stalker when desperation seeps into my veins. so beware.

it's easy to get distracted when you are up and about when the sun wakes up with a hello. firstly, i was dramatically offended when i had to leave such multiple unanswered phone calls. i should call them Swings. the act descended as boredom came to take over. before you know it, i was almost as dead asleep as you were. but it is my simplest pleasure to be the first person you think and hear of every now and then in the mornings. yes, aku selalu tak tahu malu macam gini.

i have forgotten how breezy every morning feels like and i am downright famished since yesterday night's sleep. yes, do note down that i was starving in my two hours of sleep. due to the fact that i was munching on Frosties cereal by my bed, i had to face the severe starvation in paired with my dreams. or did i had any? i need breakfast now. tauhuey sounds good today but it's already eight and the shop down the street would probably have sold their last pour. see how amazing my neighbours can be even in the morning at breakfast? i don't think they don't just buy packets of four, they must have pre-ordered in stocks. this is insanely selfish. i think it's time that we move house. admiralty perhaps? hahaha, nak aje.

i shall see how today could be spent knowing that i had two hours of decent sleep thanks to late night "last-minute" gaming. i was captivated by a game which i have totally forgotten it's name but i swear the character is orangely cute. next to Pattapon, this might just be the only game that i could hands down with all ten fingers reach to level infinity. speaking of games, i can't believe how silly y8 can be really addictive. the Hide the Fart game is really neat. maybe one day i'll hang the link over so you guys can laugh at how ridiculous yet an absolute fact the game is. okay why not now? GAME ON HERE

on such breaking news, i don't understand why Fritzl was only given such charges upon his inhuman act. who wouldn't want to admit the word "fair" when given only to head for the mental institution. with charges like this, human with his own right mind would possibly be doing more absurd things and accepting that they are mentally disabled. what on earth does Fritzl means when loosening up is partly controlled? it doesn't differ from being absolutely uncontrolled, am i not right? he is trying to save himself from being imprisoned for his entire life which is prolly for twenty more odd years depending how he can survive without sunlight. people like him shouldn't be recognised as human in scientific terms at all. i just feel that he should be raped back by a man and have babies of his own so he knows how much of a beast he is. well, that goes to show that i am constantly at reading mode since my knowledge of Mayer and Aniston's love unlocked. i do not just analyze pictures and read advertisements in the papers after all. there is definitely a pair of reading eyes in me, only that i've been keeping them in the closet for years.

i've done my scheduling on blue paper for the entire day and of course for tomorrow too, just in case heading for the flea market is canceled due to my massively "partly controlled" swings i've been facing for the past days. i do wish to apologise, but at the same time i'm thankful to sometimes spout out things that have been itching at the tip of my tongue. just don't get me wrong, midnight caller. i really need to finalise my shopping so i can save up for marriage. in times of crisis at days i realise i'm not schooling makes me wanna head to Malaysia and marry some filthy rich old hag and buy myself a name. and i mean BUY and not just stapling some initials that i steal. my intentions of forcing you to eat spicy is at large. but i'm holding back because i'm not a meanie. we can all be our second selves at times, and this is not one of the moments. (fucking inside joke) so after i own myself a name i can share my first initials to my Gf who needs it as much as i do. yes, i'm smiling at you- coffee trash talker. yes, we are equal now.

oh my god, i need to find time to meet up with a lot of my circles. i feel bad not having enough cash to talk over lunch. nevertheless, i have determination! [insert semangat face] speaking of semangat, i ask myself why on earth i am such a cleanaholic. i cleaned the house out of my own free will. yes it feels daaaaamn good. damn girl~ damn girl~ damn girl~ damn girl~

i realise now how broadly irritating it is when multiple texts reach in resulting the same sounds to repeat themselves. the reason why my mobile phone is at silent or at the maximum volume two. the loudest is actually ten. because i know how unthoughtful my ring tone can get even to myself. yeap, there it goes again. sometimes i just wish interactions never existed. then again, it beats the motive of me having myspace and facebook.

well, typing sure whips an appetite, that's all for today i guess.

live high, namaste.